How many ham operators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to actually install the bulb…
1 telling them they’re using the wrong bulb…
1 telling them they’ve installed bulbs for 35 years and that he knows how to properly install one and that he’s doing it right…
3 to commandeer the group conversation to discuss a completely different topic (e.g. body aches/pains)…
7 to come into the group just to say they’re “listening”…
1 who is a brand X bulb mark and has all the products made by that company…
1 who worked for the light bulb company telling you how great that bulb is…
1 who hasn’t worked for the light bulb company (or any light bulb company for that matter) to tell you why brand Y is better…
1 who is the house owner and jumps in there to tell everyone to play nice or he’ll shut off the power to the house so that no one gets to see the light bulb PERIOD…
And 1 to announce to the entire house that there will be an ARES net in 5 minutes and clear the house so that they can use it.